There is always a lot of fun stuff going on in every office. Did your boss say something totally stupid? Did a client ask for something that doesn't make any sense? Did you just prank your co-worker?

With LOLOffice.com you can share all that fun and stupid stuff with the world without sharing your real name.

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floray G, admin officer

I asked Supplies for a Stanley knife to help with opening some boxes. they told me I can't have a Stanley knife as it's too dangerous, I will have to use the open blade of a pair of scissors. Seriously...no irony there at all.

2 Comments | | November 01, 2010

Exhausted, not in Seattle, HR Specialist

Me: "Can you fax me the withholding order?"

Client: "Ok, but you'll have to send it back because I need the original".

1 Comment | | August 05, 2010

someone shy,

friend size tiny

From application code:

'entity' => $friend, 'size' => 'tiny'

0 Comments | | August 19, 2009

someone shy,

Here's an ad for a designer position at the magazine:

Must-have Qualifications and skills:

* Graphic design diploma/degree
* Minimum 3-4 years magazine experience !!!including food!!!

yea I have like 25 years of experience with food :)))

0 Comments | | June 11, 2009

designer, yea well

so the job was to exchange urls between our company and another company website. Seems like a very simple 1 minute task isn't it? Well in total I got 17 emails regarding this issue. Finally after 17 emails of discussion and process organization, both links are up on the websites!!!! I feel so excited LOL

1 Comment | | April 01, 2009

yarg, project manager

The client seriously asked us to rename the 'Help' menu item, because it was too confusing to her users...

1 Comment | | March 30, 2009

someone smart, clerk

truth corporations technology bnettv

Apparently lots of technologies were invented long time ago but big corporations do not want us to know the truth.

Thanks to brave people from bnettv we know that RSS, mobile phones and lots of other stuff were known during 1969.

Here is proof:

http://www.bnettv.com/rss/rss.xml

2 Comments | | March 23, 2009

someone shy,

english

Not sure if this is relevant to the office jokes, but I just got an email from my friend with the following story:

Important to understand English

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to
the currency exchange window at the local bank.

Short line.

Just one lady in front of me...an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . . .

She asked the teller, 'Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty??

Why it change?'

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations' .

The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people, too'.

1 Comment | | November 14, 2008

OH, Designer/Developer

firefox

Those of you who work in the web development area probably know, that firefox and explorer parse css in a slightly different ways.

Things were looking perfectly fine in Firefox, but in IE the layout was a little bit off. (margins of the blocks).

I asked my dev - "could you make sure the layout in IE is straight as well" She - "No, because It will damage alignment in Firefox". She never heard of IEfix. Francly I can't work with her anymore.

8 Comments | | November 10, 2008