OH, Designer/Developer
Those of you who work in the web development area probably know, that firefox and explorer parse css in a slightly different ways.
Things were looking perfectly fine in Firefox, but in IE the layout was a little bit off. (margins of the blocks).
I asked my dev - "could you make sure the layout in IE is straight as well" She - "No, because It will damage alignment in Firefox". She never heard of IEfix. Francly I can't work with her anymore.
someone shy, web designer
file convert jpg gif dum developer
this is how our `web developer` `converts` jpg files to gif. She simply RENAMES the extension!!! and our PM firmly believes she is a great developer.
shop, designer
photoshp firefox stupid developer
Some image was visible in Firefox, but didn't show in IE. Our "developer" asks me - "Is there and option in Photoshop to make the image visible in both Firefox and Explorer?" and she is actually a web developer in our company. lol
F Colaco, Software Developer
In this video, I piled a few (3) empty water containers (huge 20 liter ones) on the bathroom door while a colleague was inside... I did it later with 4!
http://fcolaco.com/blog/2007/11/08/office-prank-toilet-surprise/
More of my office pranks in the Pranks category at my blog: http://fcolaco.com
F Colaco, Software Developer
http://fcolaco.com/blog/2007/05/03/the-fart-machine/
This is my remote controlled fart machine hidden under a colleague's desk (at the accounting department).
More of my office pranks in the Pranks category at my blog: http://fcolaco.com
F Colaco, Software Developer
Another classic: The snake in the can one. This time a video of the same prank in my previous office and on my current one :)
http://fcolaco.com/blog/2007/05/24/more-office-pranks-the-jumping-snakes/
AND
http://fcolaco.com/blog/2007/11/27/office-prank-tina-the-snake/
More of my office pranks in the Pranks category at my blog: http://fcolaco.com
F Colaco, Software Developer
My colleague was distracted for a few seconds and I just placed a plastic finger near her tea cup and got the camera hidden to shot this video (nice scream):
http://fcolaco.com/zubi
More of my office pranks in the Pranks category at my blog: http://fcolaco.com
F Colaco, Software Developer
Zubi was the victim again this morning.
While she was away from her desk for a few minutes:
* I stole her bowl of cereals with banana slices.
* I took a picture of the real cereals (from the top).
* I printed the “paper cereals” and cut them out.
* I put them in an empty bowl (with spoon and all).
* I place the fake cereals in the same place where the others were.
Result: When Zubi gets back to her desk to continue her tasks and breakfast, it was priceless to see her face (for 20 seconds or so), trying to figure out what was wrong, with kind of an “am I getting insane?” expression. Eventually after a few more seconds she looked at me and it was impossible to disguise my guilty face.
F Colaco, Software Developer
I already saw the same "printer takeover" prank on the site but I guess it would be nice to had my pictures. This was on April Fools earlier this year (more details about the prank and the script to do it in its post):
http://fcolaco.com/blog/2008/04/01/april-fools-1st-office-prank/
More office pranks in the Pranks category at my blog: http://fcolaco.com
MySQLguru, web developer
My letter:
Hi I can not connect to DB
heres the error I'm getting :
#1045 - Access denied for user: 'ххххххххх@localhost' (Using password: YES)
Clients answer:
i think the password is ххххх
don't know where YES came from
best
Have nothing to add to it.




