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| January 03, 2009someone shy,
Not sure if this is relevant to the office jokes, but I just got an email from my friend with the following story:
Important to understand English
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to
the currency exchange window at the local bank.
Short line.
Just one lady in front of me...an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . . .
She asked the teller, 'Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty??
Why it change?'
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations' .
The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people, too'.
| November 14, 2008OH, Designer/Developer
Those of you who work in the web development area probably know, that firefox and explorer parse css in a slightly different ways.
Things were looking perfectly fine in Firefox, but in IE the layout was a little bit off. (margins of the blocks).
I asked my dev - "could you make sure the layout in IE is straight as well" She - "No, because It will damage alignment in Firefox". She never heard of IEfix. Francly I can't work with her anymore.
| November 10, 2008someone shy, web designer
file convert jpg gif dum developer
this is how our `web developer` `converts` jpg files to gif. She simply RENAMES the extension!!! and our PM firmly believes she is a great developer.
SG, Stupid Boss, Excellant Postman
My boss is a good 'postman'.
He is a department head of 15pax. He has no autonomy and does not dare to make decision. For every single simple thing, he will have to seek his boss (Our GM) for direction. Which sometimes make out lives at work very very difficult.
He pleases our GM in every single way. He is a 'maid' always ready to serve our boss in anyway. Even things that is obviously not our job, for example admin work, he will take it up and not challenge back. Anyway, he is not the one doing it.
Today's incident is classic. When I'm having a 'forbidden' coffee break. I saw my boss was also there. Thinking that I will be 'safe' since he's also having his break, so we seat together. However, when we go back to the office, he told be that our policy is not allowed to have coffee breaks! Isn't this funny when he is having his own coffee break too! How can I work for such boss? STUPID BOSS, EXCELLENT POSTMAN!
| October 10, 2008shop, designer
sorry, grammar police, I meant "AN OPTION"
| September 04, 2008shop, designer
photoshp firefox stupid developer
Some image was visible in Firefox, but didn't show in IE. Our "developer" asks me - "Is there and option in Photoshop to make the image visible in both Firefox and Explorer?" and she is actually a web developer in our company. lol
| September 04, 2008Grammar Police, Site Investigation
From the header of this site:
Did your boss said something totally stupid? Did you just pranked your co-worker?
- work on your Engrish. Try: "Did your boss SAY something totally stupid? Did you just PRANK your co-worker?"
| September 04, 2008sydmex, team leader
after pranking people for a week, the whole team performed various pranks, including my keyboard. Here is the pic
rutt row, IT Analyst
My job is so boring I find it necessary to constantly prank the unsuspecting office mates.
Yesterday I put a fake spider in the coke machine spot where you reach your hand in to get the beverage.
| August 07, 2008